Dear Tinny,

We’ve known each other for a long time and after all these years, you still don’t understand what I’m trying to say. I had a lot of arguments ready to tell you why you’re wrong or to make you understand my point but I’ve pretty much forgotten all of them (well, not all, but I’m not gonna say it here because you don’t like to hear it). It’ll definitely not solve anything so if you’re happy with the way you are right now, go ahead and have fun.